Deadeye Dick?

Well, not only did the senile codger known as our VP shoot someone over the weekend, but he did so with a lady's gun- a 28 gauge. For those of you who are not gun-knowledgeable, a 28 gauge is the type of gun you give a girl learning to shoot. IT has virtually no recoil, as opposed to a more manly 12 gauge. Sure, some hunters will tell you the 28 gauge is a specialized gun, good for certain types of hunts, but let's be real here- it's a girl's gun for our girlie man VP.

Best snarky comment about this whole incident so far- If Cheney wanted to shoot someone he shouldn't have taken five deferments.