Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Pot Meet Kettle

According to one of the moronic Kansas Board of Education members who voted in favor of "intelligent" design, "It gets rid of a lot of dogma that's being taught in the classroom today." Apparently he even said it with a straight face, completely unaware of how dogmatic he and his fellow "Christians" are. But in the spirit of making education less dogmatic, I offer the following changes that Kansas could also implement-
(1) end the dogmatism of gravity by teaching kids that objects fall to the earth because Jesus just wants it that way
(2) stop the tyranny of mathematics and its insistence that 2+2=4
(3) put and end to the dogma of grammar, the Designer made no mention of proper use of commas, semi-colons or prepositions in the Bible; just let kids write any way they want- run on sentences don't matter so long as they give grace to Jesus.

See the slippery slope on which we tread? It seems we're ushering in a new era of relativism. In other words, so long as it relates to Jesus it's all good.


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