What Would Jesus Do?

This one is plain f*cking ridiculous. Jimmy Swaggart, preacher to countless crazy christians, on gay marriage--

"I'm trying to find the correct name for it ... this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. ... I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died."

Little did I know that 6th Commandment was not controlling on Televangelist preachers who are leered at by gay men. Learn something new every day.

(thanks to Atrios)