Freebie for the Non-Romney

Here is a free ad script for any of the Republicans running against Romney. Thank me later.

A conservative from Massachusetts? Well, that's like a jumbo shrimp.

A conservative from Massachusetts wants the government to take only half your money.

A conservative from Massachusetts only allows gay marriage on Saturdays.

A conservative from Massachusetts supports school prayer, as long as it's kept on the playground.

A conservative from Massachusetts won't take away all your guns, just the ones with bullets.

A conservative from Massachusetts isn't a conservative at all. It's just a liberal with a little bit more sense.