Moronica for Morons (an ongoing saga)

So the good professor now seems to fancy himself a political consultant and suggests that his beloved BushCo. must make "trial lawyer" part of John Edwards name. He has gone so far as to refer to the Senator as John Trial Lawyer Edwards. Boy, that is catchy. It's a good thing Bainbridge has a day job.

Of course, this flies in the face of CNN polling which shows that 67% of those polled viewed Edwards' experience as a trial lawyer as a strength (here). But simple minded solutions for simple minded folks seems to be the order of the day for BushCo. and his boys like Bainbridge.

But, drawing upon the good professor's suggestion, musclehead will now refer to the President as follows- George Miserable Failure Bush. That phrase narrowly beat out George Draft Dodger Bush and George Coke Nose Bush.